Just a youtube today...

Got other writing commitments again. Borat's classic guide to baseball.

I'm mad I didn't think of this before the postseason

In my baseball there is problem,
And that problem is corners.
It not very very strong,
Because Shea Stadium is big.

Throw the corners down the well!
So my Lastings can be free!
We must make winning easy.
Then we go to World Series.

In my baseball there is problem,
And that problem is Shawn Green.
He waste everybody time,
And he never give it back.

Throw Shawn Green down the well!
So my Lastings can be free!
You must trade him to the Royals.
Then we go to World Series.

If you see Shawn Green coming,
You'll have plenty time to run away.
You must notice he has no range,
And I'll tell you what to do.

Throw Shawn Green down the well!
So my Lastings can be free!
You must trade him to the Royals.
Then we go to World Series.

Throw Shawn Green down the well!
So my Lastings can be free!
You must trade him to the Royals.
Then we go to World Series.