Tuesday, October 10, 2006

You are what I once was...

Sing Drew to sleep
Sing Drew to sleep (unless you are Nick Saban)
He’s tired and he
Wants to go to bed

Sing Drew to sleep
Sing Drew to sleep 

And then leave him alone 

Don't try to wake him in the morning (unless we are talking $$$)

'Cause he will be gone (hopefully to Miami)

Don't feel bad for him
He wants you to know (that Brad Childress is a motherfucker)
Deep in the cell of his heart
He will feel so glad to go (that’s right fuck the Vikings, anyways)

Sing him to sleep

Sing him to sleep 

He doesn't want to wake up 

On his own anymore

Sing to him 
Sing to him (something pretty please)
He doesn't want to wake up 
On his own anymore
Don't feel bad for him (just send anthrax to the Vikes)

He wants you to know
Deep in the cell of his heart 

He really wants to go

There is another world (MIAMI)
There is a better world 
Well, there must be (NFL Europe)
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be

Well ...
Bye bye 
Bye bye 
Bye ...

2 comments:

Dan said...
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Shane said...

the fact that someone has the freedom to do this, and you only would let me come back under the condition that i be the mule in a "guy who doesnt know the nfl beats the football fan in weekly picks LOL SO ORIGINAL THAT ISNT A CURRENT BILL SIMMONS GAG OR ANYTHING" column is disgusting.