Six Word Stories: NFL week 8

Packers 31 - Cardinals 14
Maybe Denny'll crown the Packers, too?

Titans 28 - Texans 22 [Provided by Chris]
Fuck Pacman. Love, OW
OWEN DANIELS

Chiefs 35 - Seahawks 28 [provided by Burgz]
Proof of Superbowl Loser Curse: Seahawks

Jaguars 13 - Eagles 6
Philly's line runnier than chunky soup.

Giants 17 - Bucs 3 [Contributed by Alexandre]
Jeb Terry declared inactive: world mourns

Ravens 35 - Saints 22
The levees broke in second quarter.

Falcons 29 - Bengals 27 [contributed by Alexandre]
Ochenta y Cinco, bueno? Lo siento.

Cowboys 35 - Panthers 14 [contributed by JRDay]
Well, TO wanted Tony to play.

Raiders 20 - Steelers 13
Eye on Northeastern: Hackney suicide watch.

Colts 34 - Broncos 31
Colts continue to distract '72 Dolphins

Browns 20 - Jets 13 [contributed by Alexandre]
Nice catch, Baker! Pool, you cunt!

Chargers 38 - Rams 24 [contributed by Burgz]
Rams: Saint Louis' other mediocre team

CFL: Montreal 24 - Toronto 20 [Included at the request of Alexandre]
MONTREAL 24, TORONTO 20, FUCK YEAH