Sunday, April 01, 2007

Reports of our trade to the Cubs have been greatly exaggerated

Despite popular belief, Future Considerations is not currently a subsidiary of the Chicago Cubs, nor has it just become one via trade. While it is certainly flattering for one to believe that this humble website is worth acquiring in exchange for a professional baseball player [albeit Tomas Perez] it is simply not the case at this point and time. The Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles have never had any jurisdiction over Future Considerations, and the Chicago Cubs of Chicago do not currently have any jurisdiction over anything other than my heart.

Nice try Cubs, but you don't own us.

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