Thank you ESPN2 for reminding me what a travesty the 2004 McDonald's Dunk Contest was

In case you forgot, Parker beat, among others, JR Smith, who plays in the NBA, and has participated in an NBA dunk contest, for basically doing this.






Look, women can play basketball. Sure, I can feel that. I've seen them shoot, it's way better than anything I can muster. I'm sure the majority of them could drive by me before I so much as blinked. They can pass, they can lay it up nicely.


But they cannot, absolutely cannot, dunk. Just don't do it, women.