Saturday, September 30, 2006

Dissecting Sports Commercials #1: Eric Gagne, model of health and strength, can't break the Husky Contractor bag



Yeah, maybe the reason you can't break the goddamn bag is because your arm is in four seperate ligaments that have been scattered around the world, and Ned Colletti has only found two of them.


Sorry chief, I've been busy looking like Dennis Franz with a perm and trying to somehow make it legal for us to acquire Reggie Sanders and put him on the playoff roster.
Is your name really Ned?
...We've been over this.

1 comment:

Medicine said...

Yeah, maybe the reason you can't break the goddamn bag is because your arm is in four seperate ligaments that have been scattered around the world.